God, humor, academia, and cool stuff help me deal with working full-time, being a mom/wife, my husband's deployments, life

 

singsongstardust:

bitchycode:

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Literally

Haven’t logged on in forever. How is everyone doing? :D

Haven’t logged on in forever. How is everyone doing? :D

alecblushed:

Kristen: I’ve worked with you a ton. But I feel like when we’ve worked together, we’re always really mean to each other. Like, always assholes. But that’s not our relationship at all. We’re very nice to each other.
Adam: Yeah, super nice. Boring, nice white people.
Kristen: That sounds like an accurate description of who we are as friends.

A dear girlfriend of mine needs a reminder that she’s loved and cherished. I’m going to fill this with her favorite candy, facial masks, and other fun goodies.

A dear girlfriend of mine needs a reminder that she’s loved and cherished. I’m going to fill this with her favorite candy, facial masks, and other fun goodies.

thursday:

merry christmas. it is christmas every single day for two months straight from now until the end of december. merry fucking christmas

nadi-kon:

“Sin from my lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.”

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann